"Well howdy, boys and girls!"
Looks like ol' Bunkhouse Bob is here again to share a few tips from
The Department of "Hey, That's Good To Know!"
When the expiration date on your yogurt states February 5th,
it does NOT mean February 6th.
A squirrel dropping a walnut on your roof at midnight sounds exactly like
an insane asylum escapee trying to get the screen off your bedroom window.
The blue liquid in your Lava Lamp
does not taste like Jammin' Berry Kool-Ade.
Hey, good to know.
Be sure and stop by the ol' bunkhouse again sometime--
maybe, if we're lucky, we can catch Bob's tip for drying socks with
a Zippo lighter and a fondue fork.
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